Drunk Pirates

⭐ A rum-soaked voyage turns gloriously chaotic in Drunk Pirates, where Jim Hawkins, Long John Silver, and one very unsteady lead chase gold across the Hispaniola.

Highlights 🏴‍☠️ A live comedy voyage turns Treasure Island into drunken theatrical chaos 🥃 Follow Jim Hawkins and Long John Silver chasing gold through rum ⚔️ Watch alliances crumble, sword fights erupt, and the plank threaten 😂 Expect slurred monologues and mayhem as the treasure hunt unravels

General Info Date & Time: select your date & time directly in the ticket selector Duration: 90 minutes, no intermission Location: Drunk Shakespeare (The Rose Theatre), The Rose Theater, 455 N 3rd St Suite 1010, Phoenix, AZ Accessibility: the venue is ADA-compliant Age requirement: 21+ with valid physical photo ID Language: English

Description Step aboard the Hispaniola at Drunk Shakespeare (The Rose Theatre), where Jim Hawkins and Long John Silver chase gold while one lead actor wrestles with rum. The map points forward, but the crew keeps slipping into slurred monologues, sword fights, and mutiny. As alliances crack and the plank looms, Drunk Pirates turns a treasure hunt into a singular comedy voyage with an unforgettable payoff.