No Hope Here

Belvoir Players proudly present a high-energy Belfast comedy for Summer Tour 2026.

Rab Devlin has quietly profited for years from flipping houses under the Housing Executive's nose—until his wife places a newspaper ad that blows his cover spectacularly. To dodge trouble, Rab invents a story of paramilitary intimidation, only to find himself "protected" by loyalists, republicans and the RUC all at once.

As each group arrives in disguise, Rab desperately tries to keep their identities hidden from one another. Misunderstandings multiply, tensions rise and chaos erupts in this sharp, hilarious farce where every lie backfires and escape seems impossible.

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